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Legs and the cow
There
was a
girl. Her name was Legs. She had big lips, big eyes, short hair and she
was
very tall. She hadn’t family and friends.
One
night, while she was walking on the plain alone she saw a cow, then she
shouted
ti it:
“Hey!
Do you want to be my friend?”
And
the cow said:
“Moo!
Yes because I haven’t any friends…I’m so sad!”
“Me
too! I really need a friend, a good friend, a true friend and I think
you’ll be
my best friend.”
From
that moment they became the best friends in the world.
To
celebrate their friendship after a year they came to the plain again
and they
took a photo.
“Cow,
do you love me? As a friend, of course.” Said Legs.
“You’re
my best friend, I love you!”answered the cow.
“Do
you remember the 31st april?”
“I
can’t forget that day: we went to Hollywood,
we made a tattoo, we met Johnny Depp, we ate the best ice-cream…”
“Yes…”
While
Legs was starring at the sky she heard:
“Moo!”
“Cow!
Where are you?!Coooooow!!!!”
Then
she saw a big UFO like a plate with many lights. It took the cow. Legs
was so
surprised, so shocked that she didn’t understand what’s heapening. She
was
crying.
She looked at the photo and said:
“I
will find you, cow. I promise!” and then she fell asleep on the ground.
When
Legs woke up she saw the cow, but it was dead.
The
winter came. Legs had no roof over her head, no water, no food and, the
worst
thing, she had no friends. She decided to revenge the cow.
Legs
went on the plain again and waited one mounth.Then she saw the same
UFO.She
hanged on and she went to the moon.
There
was a lot of cheese.legs stopped her hunger with it.
One
day she saw an alien and she asked:
“Why
did you kill my firnd, the cow?!”
“I
don’t know what are you talking about! We killed many cows.”
Legs
gave it the picture.
“That
cow?!” it was scared.”Sorry, but it was hunted by an alien and she was
suffering”
“And
what’s the matter? It had me!”
“Don’t
you understand? It was crazy and maybe you took the illness from it.
Let me
check you.”
Legs
was diagnosticated with crazyness. When she heard that she needs to die
she ran
away. The alins were running after her all the time.
Legs
found a black place there. It wasn’t made of cheese. It was mare of
arsenic.
She ate it every day, ten days. She was feeling worse every day and the
aliens
didn’t find her. They forgot all about her.
She
was raving and she saw the cow who said:
“I’m
here with you all the time! I’m your best friend!”
Legs
was crying. She looked at the picture and she said:
“Do
you want to be my friend?” than she died.
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